The epicenter of Syria's revolt has long been the butt of jokes.
But Homs may get the last laugh.
BY OMAR ADAM SAYFO
One
day, the late Hafez al-Assad was going to visit Homs. His defense minister
ordered the Honor Guard to fire 21 shots to welcome the Syrian president as he
descended from the plane. A Homsi soldier asked him: "Sir, what if I
succeed in killing him with the first shot -- shall we waste 20 more of them
for nothing?"
In
light of the increasingly bloody crackdown on Homs by President Bashar al-Assad,
Hafez's son, that joke is no longer considered funny. The droll image of
Syria's third-largest city is fading away as the Assad regime's assault, now in
its 11th month, escalates. It is the slow death of an old reputation: For
centuries, laughter has filled the cafés of Damascus, Aleppo, and Hama as
Syrians exchanged jokes mocking the intelligence of the Homsis.
The
typical jibe goes something like this: A Homsi approaches a man on the street.
"Where is the other side of the road?" he asks. "There," answered
the man, pointing at the other side. "For God's sake," said the
Homsi. "When I was there they told me it is here!"
Why
the Homsis? Perhaps they have become the butt of Syria's jokes because they are
the country's eternal rebels. Throughout history, they have held a unique place
in Syria's social and political fabric, prompting amazement, ridicule, and even
anger from their neighbors. The Homsi jokes reflect the competing moral values,
uncertain social boundaries, and competing power structures of Syrian society,
whether in times of peace or war.
It
all began two millennia ago. The inhabitants of the ancient city of Emesa,
which would become Homs, were known for worshiping Elgabalus -- the God of the
Sun -- as well as for keeping pagan traditions, such as the celebration of the
"Day of the Fool," alive. On this day any form of bizarre behavior
was tolerated, and soon the celebration has become a very popular event in the
city. Although Homsis later converted en masse to Christianity and then Islam, celebrating
the "Day of the Fool" remained a tradition until the middle of the
20th century, according to French scholar Jean-Yves Gillon.
But
this strange holiday is not the only reason Homsis are treated as Syria's
iconoclasts. In the 7th century, Homs was conquered by the Muslim army of the
famous military commander Khalid ibn al-Walid. Soon, it became the first Syrian
city with a significant Muslim population -- a fact that encouraged Caliph
Umar, the second caliph following the death of Prophet Muhammad, to assign Homs
as regional center. Inhabitants of other historical cities -- such as Hama,
Palmyra, and Tartus -- envied their new overlords, as seen by the sharp
increase in the number of poems denigrating Homsis.
In
the conflicts between what would become the Umayyad dynasty and Prophet
Muhammad's cousin and son-in-law, Ali, the Homsis sided with Ali, with many of
them joining his forces in the Battle of Siffin in 657. After the defeat of Ali
in 659, Homsis lost their privileged status and then, eight decades later, when
one of the tribes in Homs revolted against the last Umayyad caliph, Marwan II,
many of them were slaughtered, tortured, and mutilated.
Due
to its strategic position, Homs often became a center of intrigue for several
rebelling dynasties -- and the scornful narratives continued to flow. "I
was walking in Homs and saw a flock of goats followed by a camel," the
famous prose writer and poet al-Jahiz wrote in the 9th century. "I heard a
man asking, ‘Is this camel from the family of the sheep?' ‘No,' replied the
other. ‘It is an orphan so they adopted it.'"
The
negative stereotypes about Homsis returned in force during the 11th century,
when the Mirdasid dynasty recaptured the city and converted it to Shia Islam.
Homsis very soon became victims of the polemical debates between Sunni and Shia
clerics. The famous Sunni cleric Ibn al-Jawzi recorded many ironic narratives
about the strange habits of Homsi religious officials and the supposed
stupidity of their followers.
According
to one anecdote, three Homsi religious students were discussing a hadith - a
saying of Prophet Muhammad -- about the parts of the human body. "The nose
is for smelling, the mouth is for eating, the tongue is for speaking,"
they concluded. "But what is the ear for?" As the hadith did not give
the answer, they decided to ask their sheikh.
On their way to the sheikh's house, however, they saw a tailor patching
a cloth. The tailor was cutting pieces of yarn and hanging them on his ear.
"God has sent us the answer," the students concluded, and returned to
the mosque.
Homs
has long been a bastion of resistance -- first as a Muslim stronghold in the
efforts to repel European invaders during the Crusades, and then as a base for
Mamluk commanders' war against the Mongols. But such heroism did not rid Homsis
of their age-old stigma. Rather, many linked Homsis' victories to their alleged
simple-mindedness.
According
to one anecdote, on the "Day of the Fool," the elders of Homs decided
to open the city's gates to the enemy. The Mongols entered and found people
wearing their clothes backwards and walking backwards on the streets. The
Mongol leader thought the locals were sick, and immediately ordered a retreat
to avoid the infection of his soldiers. The real history of Homs, however, does
not show such a good sense of humor: After the fall of the Mamluks, the city
was ravaged by Arab bedouin raids and began to decline.
Once
incorporated into the Ottoman Empire in the 16th century Homs regained its
status as an economic center, becoming a hub for the trade of silk, olive oil
and animals linking the northern and southern cities of the empire. Due to its
booming economic activity and weaving industry, a British consul labeled Homs
"the Manchester of Syria" in the late 19th century.
The
city's golden years, however, came to an end with the demise of the Ottomans.
Homs was incorporated into the state of Damascus during the French Mandate that
followed World War I. Due to their city's declining economic importance, Homsis
quickly joined the revolution against the French in 1925, with bandits in the
region launching raids against French troops. One of the generals of the
revolution, Mazhar al-Sibai, was also of Homsi origin.
By
1932, tensions had ebbed sufficiently that the French moved their military
academy from Damascus to Homs, where it remained the sole military academy in
Syria until 1967. Hafez al-Assad himself was a graduate of the academy -- but
his years in the institute did not make him sentimental toward the city. The
Alawite president stabilized his grip on power by cutting deals with the Sunni
elite of Damascus and Aleppo -- leaving Homs's majority Sunni community in the
lurch.
As
a result, Homsis were again consigned to play the role of the fool in
coffee-house jokes. During the 1973 war, a typical gag goes, a Homsi soldier
was playing with a grenade. His fellow soldier warned him to watch out as it
might explode. "Don't worry," replied the Homsi. "I've got other
ones!"
Once
again in its tumultuous history, Homs finds itself in the eye of the storm. As
Bashar al-Assad's regime continues its horrifying assault on the city, gallows
humor has become the order of the day. "Why do the Homsis rebel?" a
pro-Assad voice asked on Twitter recently. "They are fed up with the Homsi
jokes."
This
time, however, nobody is laughing.
-This commentary was published in Foreign Policy on 17/12/2012
-Omar Adam Sayfo is a journalist and researcher specializing in Middle Eastern politics
-Omar Adam Sayfo is a journalist and researcher specializing in Middle Eastern politics